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Sardine Smeltdown 2029

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Wed July 4, 2029 9:30 AM
B.Y.O.F! Fish will be provided but there will not be enough for everyone.

It is advised that children be accompanied by adults that have written at least TWO (2) rough drafts of their final will and testament.

See you at the event! Drive safely!

P.S. You will not be allowed in if you bring marine life other than fish! Last time someone crashed the party with crustaceans and cephalopods and ruined the carpet. We WILL utilize brute fish force.
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