Brakebill + Pioth Presidential Ballot
Tue November 9, 2032 10:00 AM
Washington D.C. needs Brakebill and Pioth. The campaign managers will provide Originial Glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts and personalized pencils for those that join the cause. We will have a "National Mullet Day" and make an interstate reserved only for bicycles. On top of that, join us in the year 2032 to run on the slogan, "Returning to the Foundation." One may ask, why wait until 2032? The year 2032 will be the first year that we will meet the age requirements for a Presidential race. We are tired of the direction America is headed.America is great and will remain great! How can a nation recover? It is simple, we must begin with morals and absolute truths. Once these have been established, we will be able to move forward with unity as Americans. Let us return to the foundations of America. Americans do not know their own history, and in words of Woodrow Wilson, "A Nation that does not remember what it was yesterday, does not know what it is today, nor what it is trying to do." The Churh of the Holy Trinity v. U.S. 1892 Court case ruled, "This is a Christian Nation." So, let us also remember the words of John Adams, "The general principles on which the fathers achieved independence were.. The general principles of Christianity." We will run a race of morals, truths, and good old fashion American pride!